Wisdom from Ann

Words of Wisdom from Ann Coulter:  

 

(Yes, it is a surprising source...but her column today contains wisdom.)

 

LIE DOWN WITH STRIPPERS, WAKE UP WITH PLEAS
by Ann Coulter
April 19, 2006

However the Duke lacrosse rape case turns out, one lesson that absolutely will not be learned is this: You can severely reduce your chances of having a false accusation of rape leveled against you if you don't hire strange women to come to your house and take their clothes off for money.

Also, you can severely reduce your chances of being raped if you do not go to strange men's houses and take your clothes off for money. (Does anyone else detect a common thread here?)

And if you are a girl in Aruba or New York City, among the best ways to avoid being the victim of a horrible crime is to not get drunk in public or go off in a car with men you just met. While we're on the subject of things every 5-year-old should know, I also recommend against dousing yourself in gasoline and striking a match.

 

Allow me to highlight the pearl of wisdom: "And if you are a girl in Aruba or New York City, among the best ways to avoid being the victim of a horrible crime is to not get drunk in public or go off in a car with men you just met."

 

Go read the entire column.

 

If you are the parent of a teenage daughter, like I am, MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER READ THIS COLUMN.