Therapy, Republican Style

Sorry Michelle, but therapy may be required.

Under the close supervision of a qualified range master, of course.

Therapy, Republican Style:

Take favorite Firearm(s),
Drive SUV to local gun range,
Expend 200 (or more) rounds,
Police your brass,
Clean your weapon(s),
Return Home,
Stow your Firearms properly,
Get kids out of house,
Seduce your spouse,
Pro-create, to your heart's content!

Now you should feel better,
If not, Pro-create again.

Therapy, Republican Style.