Slow News Day

I am almost bored enough to find a picture of Anna Nichole Smith in a blue dress and caption it "Is Bill Clinton the Daddy?"
Now, of course that would make Hillary Clinton, the prime suspect in the deaths.
If that was true, would Angelina Jolie, adopt the baby?
and whose campaign would get the cash?
I am almost that bored.

Then again if Harry Houdini has escaped from his casket, then Sherlock Holmes, urr I mean, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle gets away with 'red rum'.

But that would be like Gandalf returning from the dead or Professor Dumbledore dying.

Nope, not that bored.